sick

Sweet day at work today. Wait.. nope. Being it's 8:50 and I've been home for 2 hours. I got to work and got transferred up to 6th floor, (boring ass medical floor...) I didn't even get my own patients. I was the 'help all.' aka, everyone's bitch. This is what I did : answered all the call lights, as in took 5 billion people to the bathroom and wiped them, got everyone fresh ice water,... took blood sugars. I was basically an over-qualified CNA. The whole time I was there I was so tired I felt like I was in an alternate universe. I didn't know why I felt so tired. I found out a bit later. At 6:15 I went to go down to dinner. I was going into the elevator and that's when cute ER boy appeared. Sweet! He was bringing a patient up to the floor, so I help him get the patient settled while everyone else was busy. Then I went back to the elevator with him because I had to go down to 1st floor to go to the cafeteria. Anyways, in the elevator I suddenly felt acutely nauseated. Very acutely. All of the sudden I just said. I think I'm going to throw up. Then the cute Er boy was like, yeah, she did smell kind of funny. (lol.) But then I said, no no, really, I am going to throw up... right now. Good thing I had my tupperware of food with me so I could vomit into it. It was hilarious. I think he thought I was on crack because about 5seconds after I said I feel like i'm going to vomit I vomited. then I just pushed the cover down on the tupperware. He was all, 'um... are you okay? you can lay on the stretcher if you want and i'll bring you to the er...!' once again, hardy har har, hilarious. Except as soon as I was done vomiting I felt very sick again... but not the throw up sick. The other kind of sick. The kind of sick where shit flies out your ass. I obviously didnt' say this. I just said I had to vomit again. (which I also did that.. so it wasn't a total lie..) While the elevator was going down we were both frantically hitting the door open button and different floors, but the elevator door was stuck. nothing was happening. He just kept saying, are you sure you're okay?
Yes. I'm fine. Are you okay? Are you going to throw up from smelling my throw up? At least I'm on my dinner break now so I can so sit in the bathroom and do what I need to do without feeling guilty about not helping people. Maybe I have food poisoning... ?

Then the elevator door finally opened on 1st floor and I ran into the bathroom. Funny. I still dont' even know his name, but he got in pretty close contact with my bodily fluids.
Then I went into the bathroom by the hospital entrance and sat on the toilet while holding the garbage can to vomit into. After about 20 minutes I took the elevator back upstairs and told the charge nurse.
'hey.. sweet news. Just spent the last half an hour forcefully vomiting and diarrhea-ing at the same time. She's like me, so she just looks back at me and goes, awesome. Bet that was a good time. then I said, I think I'm going to go home. And she said she also thinks that is a good idea. So then I came home and until about 15 minutes ago I felt reeeaaalll crappy. Assuming it was food poisoning of some sort. It must have been because i ate cheese last night. ( you know, antibiotic hormone filled cheese... thanks skinny bitches. for making me afraid of meat and dairy products...)
now, I am very tired though. I was going to go to bed early last night but never got around to it because I was too busy watching this amazing movie called 'death proof.' So amazing. I watched teh whole thing 2-3 times, and then the last 1/3 of the movie 5 more times. Mostly because in the last half of the movie these 3 girls that the crazy guy tried to kill go to kill the crazy guy. The best part is when this one girl is like, 'lets go kill this crazy mother f'r' Then she goes and picks up a pipe from the side of the road and gets in the car. Then they find the guy down this dirt road somewhere and they slam their car into him and she runs up and starts beating him with the pipe. Then he drives off, then they chase him down until they crash into his car enough times to knock it over. then they pull him out and punch him a bunch of times saying 'asshole' and 'mother f'er' bitch' etc. until he falls to the ground. hilarious. Most therapeutic movie I have ever seen in my life. You all probably think it sounds sadistic... let me tell you... it's more like amazing. great. sweet. holllllllaaaaaa. I believe my favorite quote from the movie goes somethign like this:

'I don't know what kind of futuristic eutopia you live in, but the world I live in, a bitch need a gun.'
'There are other things you can carry other than a gun... pepper spray.'
'Mother f'r try to rape me I don't wanna give him a skin rash, I wanna shut that nigga down!'

Anyways, I recommend the movie. real good. Especially if you have had a bad experience with an evil person before. A+++. Well, gonna go to bed now I think.bye!