Whatever Jenny.

Hello Aunt Jenny.

I will prove you wrong on your diagnosis of my blogging, 'like 6 times in one day, and then nothing for 4 weeks.' I will try to write at least once a week. Aka, the blogs will all be boring and terrible because nothing at all interesting could possibly happen once a week... but I am a people pleaser. what can I say. Here is something funny I found on facebook. This girl I went to college with.. I didnt' really know her that well, but I was looking at her profile doing my usual once a month random facebook stalk. It was a very worthwhile stalk, because this is what I read. Be prepared to throw up in your mouth a few times, or at least get nauseated. This was her 'about me' section on facebook.



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ABOUT ME. Where to start? I consider myself to be a thinker. Whether I am devoting my time to education or exploring the world around me, I find myself addicted to all areas of knowledge. My friendly and outgoing personality makes me pleasant and content most of the time. Despite all of my accomplishments up to this point in my life, I am confident that it is only the beginning. My intellectual curiosities will continue to fuel my quest for new knowledge. I love to laugh (although my humor may need some work) and smiles can always brighten my day. I want "true" happiness in my life (whatever that means), a continued desire to remain successful, and to someday be a loving wife, mother, and outstanding physician....My goals in life are endless!I love being a medical student!! Life is stressful, my classmates are the best, and we are learning the most amazing things!!!!
♥ Summer fun - Thermochemical ablation techniques in a radiology lab and pool manager.


Holy god of all things holy. What??? What!? If I wanted to throw up on a page, that would probably how I would do it. It's like she went to the ER, and they gave her an IV of maple syrup and love. MAybe like, one liter maple syrup with 20mg love. I think she should become a doctor, and then write a bunch of 'chicken soup for the soul books.' I hate those books. When I think of chicken soup for the soul books I think of the land before time. The first one was pretty good,... then they just kept making more and more of them. LAnd before time 2, 3, 4, 5... The next one worse than the previous. I think there is a chicken soup for the soul book for f'ing everything.
'Chicken soup for the single mother's soul.'
'Chicken soup for the american rat terrier lovers' soul.'
'Chicken soup for the reitred type two diabetic with stumps for legs and a HgB AlC of 9's ... soul.'

Who keeps them in business? I suppose whoever they target with their super specific 'soul' type. Maybe I should ask if I can write a book for them. I could think of a lot of creative 2-4 page cheesy ass stories about something really discouraging where the outlook is poor, but then everything turns around in the last few paragraphs. AHhhhhhh dream job.

What else funny, one of my friends said he saw a bumpersticker that said, 'Baggins/Gamgee 08' Now that is funny. Hilarious.

hmm.. that's all. Been sick the last few days. I tried to stay up for more than 7 hours today. I threw up twice.. which is weird because I have a sinus infection with green snot, not a bowel virus. then I called in sick. Shhhh don't tell my mom she'll be mad because she never thinks I'm sick enough to miss work. But she's at the lake. And I'm afraid I will get so tired at 2am that I will kill someone or make a horrible mistake. I would rather call in sick because I am so tired now that my eyes are watering. But shhh.. don't tell her. nobody. not even you dad. hush. Okay. goodnight.