gravestones

I was thinking about funny things to put on gravestones, you know, because I don't do anything productive with my free time. First I was just thinking with generalized made up people, then I got to specific people, including famous people. amazing.





James mcsomebody
1900-1975
'I didn't see that coming!'





Pearl ruffinghouse
1870-1945
'I thought that drink tasted funny...'





George G. Goodman
1925-2007
'proudly circled the drain for 25 years'





Larry the pervert
1800-1881
'I'll see you in the shower..'






Osama b. Laden
1915-2006
'I hope they don't find me in this hole..'





Hilary Clinton
1945-2022
'It's finally a good idea to vote for me!'



Annie Wyman
1985-2040
'I'm still hungry.'





Michael Jackson
1968-2051
'Am I buried in the peds section?'





Forrest gump
1920-1990
'sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks.'





Chuckie
1990---..?
'I'm coming back to life.. AGAIN.'





Edward Scissorshands.
1940-2003
'I was just so damned itchy.'





pamela anderson

1970-2008

'I guess 7 boob jobs is the magic number.'







(probably only a select few will get this next one..)



Chris Dean
1984-2008
'fine, quality, affordable meat.'



Suicidal Susan
1955-1978
'I finally cut my wrists the right way.'







E.T.
1980-1999
'I was just following the reeses pieces...'







Roxanne.. from the show
1943-2003
'DARLENE!!!'


Billy Blanks
1943-2010
'I spilled the cup o' water.'


Arnold Schwartzenager
'it's not a tumor'

...okay.. this is getting really dumb. each one just gets dumber. I'm tired, and it's 3am. Except I can't publish this because the internet isn't working. wangs. hmm... that's all.























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