I hate thinking of titles to put on these blogs. I can't really fit 'more stupid not important information that I am writing down on the internet' onto the space. Well, maybe I could, but I was too lazy to type it out at the time.
A lot of things have happened since I last wrote on this. I just can't think of any inparticular. I went home to see the dog a couple of times. Pretty much the highlight of my life. EVery time I see her, even if it's only been 5 minutes since the last time, she's usually ridiculously excited about it. Like I'll go to the bathroom, and then come back out and she'll be all.
'OH MY GOD!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!? I looked in the kitchen and you weren't there, then I looked outside. Then I drank some water. Then I was starting to get worried but then the door opened and there you WERE!!! I'm going to lick you a million times to make up for this 5 minutes of lost time. I am also going to wiggle my body around a whole bunch and make odd noises!!'
I love her. She's pretty much done with the going to the bathroom inside the house now. But if she makes the occassional accident, this is how it must be cleaned. (according to my o.c.d mom)
Steps to cleaning up dog urine
1.) soak it up with 3 paper towels, no more than that, because that is a waste.
2.) Get a bucket of soapy water
3.) wash the area with soapy water for at least one minute
4.) Dump out the soapy water and get rinse water.
5.) rinse the linoleum
6.) spray on one of the deoderizing animals spray .. sprays..
7.) get new rinse water and rinse the area.
8.) spray the second, and last of the deoderizing animal spray sprays onto the spot.
9.) Get new rinse water.
10.) Rinse the area for at least .. a long time, because if it's the least bit shiny when you are done then it must be sticky and you have done a shitty job of rinsing the pee area, because now whenever she steps on that spot her feet will stick to the floor so you had better rinse it for a long, long, long time, to cover your ass.
11.) leave the dog outside during all of this becaues the floor has to air-dry.
12.) let the dog in, and by this time she has gone in the river because she has been left outside for so long, so you have to go get a towel and a brush and clean her before she can come back in.
I really dont' know how my mom let me keep the puppy at her house. And it was her idea in the first place to do that. If that's what has to get done every time the dog pees on the floor, I kind of feel sorry for my dad. (because he's probably the one usually cleaning it up.) Anywho, if you are reading this Dad, becaues I know mom never does, sorry if you have to clean up the pee.
What else happened.. Oh yeah, Marnie, my co-worker, asked me once again, to date her creepy brother in law. I don't think they are getting the memo. I mean, I guess I am flattered that at least someone wants to date me... but when you're really weird and stalkerish it's kind of a turn off.
SPeaking of dating, I was taking care of this 350 pound, 'i'm on disability just because i chose not to do anything with my life except for let other people take care of me.' lady, and her sex offender husband was in the room with her along with one of his friends. I was getting her ready for her discharge, and her creepy sex offender husband's friend who is also homeless asked for my number, so we could you know, meet up sometime.
Sweet.
Well, I think I'm going to go walk outside... or sit outside.... maybe at starbucks, while I read this traithlon book. Bye!
